Sanguisugabogg - Tortured Whole
It’s great when a band doesn’t take itself so seriously. Especially in the metal genre where the music sounds harsh, aggressive, and hellish, it's fresh when a death metal grunter starts to sing about puppies, and love, and other things that are…fun. Some definitions of fun could be unorthodox. How fun is it to get 'Dragged By A Truck', or to be force-fed your own dick? Well, it's definitely fun to listen to this record by Sangusilf……Sanshaoijd…….Sanguisugabogg.
So….want to be Tortured Whole?
If you like your death metal filthy,
crusty, and infectiously groovy baby, Saggyboobiesthemesong is the band for
you. Just look at the album cover. That’s one hell of a lower back tattoo. Made by
Nightmare Imagery who does artwork for almost every band on the Maggot Stomp label,
this person has such a connection with what he’s hearing.
Formed in 2019, Sangasonginaraggedthong
are from Columbus, Ohio. They were signed on the famous Maggot Stomp label who
released their demo Pornographic Seizures in 2019. From there the band began to
write the music for what now has become Tortured Whole. By using a lot of drugs
they managed to write the most fun death metal of 2021 so far.
Why? Because the lyrical content could
give Tipper Gore a seizure or a huge orgasm. You pick. 'Menstrual Envy' is the
perfect album opener, a track about men that experience menstrual
inconveniences and grow insanely fond of it. Just check out the video for this
song made in coöperation with the famous Troma Entertainment
Productions. And while you’re at it, check out the insanely ridiculous videos
of 'Gored In The Chest' and 'Dead As Shit' as well. These guys must have laughed
their asses off making these. I must mention 'Urinary Ichor', which contains one
of the best lyrics on the album. It’s about a god who pisses blood over the
Earth. Raining Bloooooood from a crimson piss-filled sky. I can’t get the image
of a giant god pissing blood over our planet out of my head, sorry.
The eeh….’glue’ that keeps it all nice and
sticky is the music. Death metal should sound filthy, harsh, aggressive but
once in a while, a band brings out an album that has such an original sound.
I’m talking about Afterbirth’s Four-Dimensional Flesh with the ambient
soundscapes, Cryptic Shift with its Pastorius-Esque bass play, or Thaetas with
its improvising. On Tortured Whole it’s the drums that make me want to listen
to this album over and over again. The snare sounds twangy and it fits
perfectly. Every hit on the cymbals is audible and it’s a real joy to exactly
know where in which part of a song that special sounding ‘ting’ is coming.
But the most important thing is that
Shatinatrannyssarong just grooves back and forth like a huge….dong. Each song
has headbanging grooves and the vocals are a big part of that. They are so
deliciously rhythmic. It just works.
And keep in mind that this is a debut
album! I really can't wait to hear what more batshit crazy stuff they come up
with. As long as they keep that groove in, I’ll be there.
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